Whopper

Billmon is bad!

Maf54: (8:08:31 PM) get a ruler and measure it for me.

Boy: (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that.

Maf54:(8:08:47 PM): tell me again.

I don't think so, George.

(hat tip to Daily Kos)

Billmon is very bad!

This one's too good not to share.

Hastert: I want a good, thorough probe.

Jeff Gannon: OK. That'll cost you $250.

(courtesy of Bernhard at Moon of Alabama)